More Helpful Hints

Here is a group of completely tasteless but funny ideas and thoughts which you have to laugh at, not at all appropriate for sensitive eyes by any stretch but funny to say the least if you are a guy!

Motivational Posters

As my friend put it simply... "I Love Rainbows!!!" Here are some motivation posters and images that where sent to me by a close friend. These images are not mine and I do not claim ownership, they are just too damn funny to not post! Here are some motivation posters and images that where sent to me by a close friend. These images are not mine and I do not claim ownership, they are just too damn funny to not post!

Some Funny Beer Pictures

Here are some lame but funny pictures I found around the web last week. I am not claiming ownership to any of these and hold no rights for use either. Enjoy...

This sort of lame but somewhat funny beer poster is a play off of the all so popular funny beer poster "Beer - Helping white guys dance since 1868"

Roughly translated, "This is why beer is always at the bottom of the fridge."

Country Club beer snob. I know you have seen this one before but I couldn't resist, these guys are on a mission. Smokey The Bear was really a big time stoner.

The Middle Wife - Show & Tell - Childbirth Depicted by a 2nd Grader

The 'Middle Wife' by an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher (This was sent to me by my mom and it's so funny, I just had to share it) I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few sessions with my students. It helps them get over shyness and usually show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it in to school and talk about it, they're welcome. Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. 'This is Luke, my baby brother, and I'm going to tell you about his birthday' 'First, Mom and Dad made him as a symbol of their love, and then Dad put a seed in my Mom's stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for nine months through an umbrella cord.' She's standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I'm trying not to laugh and wishing I had my camcorder with me. The kids are watching her in amazement. 'Then, about two Saturdays ago, my Mom starts saying and going, 'Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh!' Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. 'She walked a round the house for, like an hour, 'Oh, oh, oh!' (Now this kid is doing a hysterical duck walk and groaning.) 'My Dad called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn't have a sign on the car like the Domino's man. They got my Mom to lie down in bed like this.' (Then Erica lies down with her back against the wall.) 'And then, pop! My Mom had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!' (This kid has her legs spread with her little hands miming water flowing away. It was too much!) 'Then the middle wife starts saying 'push, push,' and 'breathe, breathe' . They started counting, but never even got past ten. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff that they all said it was from Mom's play-center, (placenta) so there must be a lot of toys inside there.' Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I'm sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, when it's show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder, just in case another 'Middle Wife' comes along. Now you have two choices...laugh and close this page or pass this along to someone else to spread the laughs. I know what I did!!!

A FEW FUNNY POSTERS

Here are just a few funny beer and reefer related images that have been making me laugh throughout the years. Not super funny per say but more like funny as in Reefer Madness funny.

Owned / Fail - Funny Moments Captured and Saved for Your Pleasure

These are a few movies that you see sent to your email with bloopers of people in accidents waiting to happen moments, hilarious laugh out loud funny failures of action and pranks. Funny Fail & Owned Moments - Movie 1

Funny Fail & Owned Moments - Movie 2

Funny Fail & Owned Moments - Movie 3

Really Bad Sports Accidents and Hilarious Failures

News Reporter Accidents, Blunders and LOL Failures